Birthday

 
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6517
6517 Hope your birthday hits the right spot!
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6516
6516 Fat Chance! Happy Birthday
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6510
6510 How do you do it and stay so young? Happy Birthday
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6509
6509 A firm 'you-know-what' is important too! Happy Birthday
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6507
6507 "Bone" Appťtit! Happy Birthday
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6506
6506 Don't fear age, fear gravity! Happy Birthday
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6505
6505 Time to face another Birthday. Enjoy!
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6504
6504 The other night they dropped me three times while carrying me to the car. Happy Birthday!
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6503
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6502
6502 And fucking old! Happy Birthday
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6501
6501 And fucking old! Happy Birthday
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6500
6500 TYPICAL!!! Happy Birthday
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6499
6499 And that's just two of the thing I liked about you. Happy Birthday
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6498
6498 "WHAT THE FUCK" Happy Birthday
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6497
6497 So grab your ankles and hold your breath! Happy Birthday
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6494
6494 Neither do I. Happy Birthday
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6493
6493 Do you remember who sent it to you? Happy Birthday
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6492
6492 It's your birthday! Make it one to remember!
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6491
6491 Happy Birthday you ageless wonder!
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6490
6490 To keep their nuts dry. It's your birthday, so go nutty!
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6489
6489 We all know you can do that, you filthy slut. Happy Birthday
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6487
6487 Both legs. Happy Birthday
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6486
6486 Another birthday up in smoke!
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6485
6485 Time to toot and enjoy some good sax!
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6484
6484 ...but in your case, it's more like OMG! Happy Birthday Big Boy!
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6483
6483 It's your birthday! Make it one to remember!
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6482
6482 It's called "Why Bother?" Happy Birthday
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6481
6481 You've always put your best fucking side forward! Happy Birthday
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6480
6480 ...you old douchebag.
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6478
6478 Make a BIG noise on your birthday!
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6477
6477 From everyone you slept with this year!
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6457
6457 Happy Birthday to my BFF.
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6454
6454 It's your birthday, go barking mad!
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6452
6452 Well, it's a No-Brainer... Happy Birthday!
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6451
6451 Have a wet and wild Birthday!
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6448
6448 Another year older... no big fuckin' deal!
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6447
6447 Raise some hell, it's your birthday!
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6444
6444 It's a bitch getting old and forgetful. Happy Birthday
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6440
6440 The voices are also telling me to buy you a birthday present but I won't do...
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6434
6434 This mirror never lies. Happy Birthday
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6433
6433 It's your birthday, go hog-wild!
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6432
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6431
6431 Those bitches are also discussing your weight. Happy Birthday!
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6427
6427 Wishing you lots of good vibrations. Happy Birthday
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6426
6426 Youíve had more DICK in you than a Port O John urinal at a biker rally!!! Happy...
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6425
6425 You are so totally screwed!!! Happy Birthday
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6424
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6423
6423 What the fuck happened?! Happy Birthday
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6422
6422 At your age, I just wanted to make sure you remembered how to breathe. Happy Birthday
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6421
6421 It's time to pleasure yourself. Happy Birthday
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6420
6420 Happy Birthday to a girl who knows how to work it.
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6419
6419 Too late, you already are. Happy Birthday
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6418
6418 Another year passed, another pill popped! Happy Birthday
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6417
6417 Kindness is so overrated. Have a bitchin' birthday.
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6416
6416 We respect your privacy, so we wonít make you tell everyone how old you are. (They...
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6415
6415 I donít believe a fucking word of it!!! Happy Birthday
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6414
6414 ...itís time for a nip, tuck or suck. Treat yourself! Happy Birthday
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6412
6412 So many parts of you have been recycled! Happy Birthday
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6411
6411 Happy Birthday to the person I admire most!
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6410
6410 I donít think youíre all that old!!! Happy Birthday
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6409
6409 Hope this birthday is a cut above the rest! Happy Birthday
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6408
6408 Itís your birthday, we thought this card might come in handy!
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6407
6407 Have a very nutritional birthday!
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6403
6403 I hope your birthday is a big one! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!
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6401
6401 ...but youíre too tired to use it. Happy 50th!
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6400
6400 Hope all your surprises are good ones! Happy Birthday
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6399
6399 So whatís your excuse the rest of the year? Take advantage of your special day.
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6398
6398 AMATEUR!!! Happy Birthday
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6397
6397 It was really close to the cash register.
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6396
6396 ...but then I kept that shit and sent you a card. Happy Birthday
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6395
6395 Have a purrrrfect Birthday!
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6394
6394 Thoughtful wishes on your Birthday.
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6393
6393 Hope your birthday is full of good vibrations!
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6391
6391 Honey, if you get that face of yours pulled any tighter, youíre gonna be wearing your...
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6390
6390 But in your case, ďOld BitchĒ will do. Happy Birthday
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6389
6389 Oh My Gosh! Another Fucking Birthday! Think IíM About To Openly Vomit!
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6388
6388 Ouch! Another year older! Have a ball on your birthday.
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6387
6387 Keep up the good work!!! Happy Birthday
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6385
6385 ...she was drunk! Happy Birthday
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6384
6384 And you still are! Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!
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6383
6383 Dear Lord, let her get laid!
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6382
6382 Hang on tight! Birthdays aren't for pussies!
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6381
6381 Oh shit! Another year older! Happy Birthday
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6380
6380 Hope your birthday doesn't. Happy Birthday
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6379
6379 Ain't birthdays a pain in the ass? Happy Birthday
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6377
6377 These girls aren't getting any younger! Have an uplifting Birthday.
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6376
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6358
6358 Happy Birthday and many more to come!
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6357
6357 Well, apparently it hasnít come out yet. Hereís to having an explosive Birthday!
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6354
6354 I thought you might want some head. Happy Birthday
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6351
6351 Hey! Itís only a birthday, so drink yourself senseless!
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6350
6350 Soak it up, itís your birthday!
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6349
6349 Itís your birthday, so shut up and enjoy it while you can.
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6348
6348 Score BIG on your birthday, you hunk of beef.
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6347
6347 ...but that was hours ago. Happy Birthday you lush!
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6346
6346 ...tell that lemon to go fuck itself. Pucker up, itís your birthday!
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6343
6343 Made you look!!! Happy Birthday you pervert!
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6342
6342 Itís only a birthday, donít put up such a big stink!
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6339
6339 Screw it, Iíd rather have a big fucking piece of cake. Happy Birthday
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6334
6334 Happy Birthday you old dog!
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6333
6333 ...and not fucking impressed by ANY of it. Hope your birthday was a major event!
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6332
6332 Itíll help fill in all those wrinkles!!! Happy Birthday
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6330
6330 Now I have to part my tits just to pee!!! Happy Birthday
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6329
6329 ...laugh, cough, pee, sneeze and fart at the same time. Happy Birthday!
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6328
6328 Another birthday? Just go with the flow!
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6325
6325 Time to shake off another year. Happy Birthday
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6324
6324 Go wild on your birthday!
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6323
6323 Hope you get everything you want for your birthday!
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6322
6322 Party on, itís your birthday!
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6321
6321 Ouch! Itís only a birthday.
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6320
6320 Happy Birthday from one fabulous bitch to another!
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6319
6319 ...probably not! Oh, by the way, have a Happy Birthday!
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6318
6318 I couldnít weight to wish you a Happy Birthday!
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6317
6317 Be careful blowing out all those fucking candles!!! Happy Birthday
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6313
6313 Itís not the age, itís the attitude that matters. Happy Birthday
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6312
6312 Drink up while youíve still got a chance. Happy Birthday!
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6311
6311 Same shit, different year. Happy Birthday
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6310
6310 Hope your birthday is intoxicatingly happy.
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6278
6278 ...anyway, now back to me.
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6276
6276 ...a fucked up mess! Happy Birthday
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6275
6275 Have a feel good birthday.
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6273
6273 Too Bad They Are Rarely Seen Together. Happy Birthday, Slut!
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6271
6271 Happy Birthday to the most popular person in the universe!!!
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6270
6270 Stirrup a little trouble on your birthday.
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6268
6268 Everybodyís been saying that about you FOR YEARS!!! Happy Birthday
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6267
6267 Itís your birthday, letís get down!
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6265
6265 Happy Birthday from one gorgeous Diva to another!
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6264
6264 A toast to you from my plastic cup to yours. Happy Birthday
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6261
6261 Another birthday, gone with the wind!
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6260
6260 FACE it, you are another year older! Happy Birthday
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6259
6259 BIG Birthday Wishes!
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6256
6256 Another year older, another crowning achievement! Happy Birthday
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6249
6249 Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened.
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6245
6245 Careful what you wish for! Happy Birthday
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6241
6241 These days I groan louder having a bowel movement than I do having an orgasm! Happy...
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6237
6237 She'll be missed. (Happy Birthday)
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6235
6235 Bottoms up... Legs up... Whatever.
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6220
6220 Then we're gonna be the oldest bitches that ever lived! Happy Birthday
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6219
6219 And you thought your job sucked. Happy Birthday
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6198
6198 Because first they get blown, and then they get their bottoms licked. Happy Birthday
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6192
6192 Word around town says it's your birthday!
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6186
6186 Drink up, it's your birthday!
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6180
6180 Same shit, different year. Happy Birthday, Buttwipe!
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6163
6163 You sexy-ass bastard.
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6162
6162 You're fucking old.
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6161
6161 It's your birthday.... Get freaky!!!
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6155
6155 ...but I'm still the hotter piece of ass! Happy Birthday
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6154
6154 ...I just pooped!
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6139
6139 ...from your best bud!
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6132
6132 Same sex over and over and over... It's only a birthday, don't be so fussy!
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5993
5993 A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Hope your birthday is all it's...
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5982
5982 ...He's tied up in the bedroom naked. Happy Birthday
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5956
5956 Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle!
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5931
5931 Let the skinny bitches choke on 'em. Happy Birthday
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5924
5924 It's your birthday, raise a big stink!
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5920
5920 I thought so! Happy Birthday
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5917
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5912
5912 ...make a wish and blow! Happy Birthday (Novelty: Pink balloon)
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5911
5911 Make a wish and blow! (Novelty: Brown balloon)
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5893
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5815
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5764
5764 Another year behind you.
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5761
5761 ...it's gonna be another great year! Happy Birthday
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5758
5758 A guy with a nice ass and a big cock! Happy Birthday
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5757
5757 A cute chick with big hooters and a nice ass! Happy Birthday
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5719
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5709
5709 Enjoy your birthday because hair today...gone tomorrow.
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5636
5636 May your wildest wishes come true! Happy Birthday
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5567
5567 ...now I don't know whether I'm coming or going! Happy Birthday
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5512
5512 Enjoy it, because tomorrow you go back to being just another old bitch. Happy Birthday
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5510
5510 Because tomorrow we go back to treating you like shit. Happy Birthday
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5490
5490 • Never pass a bathroom. • Don't waste a hard on. • Never trust a fart...
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5436
5436 Old people are so cute when they're fucked up!
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5393
5393 Blank
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5303
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5180
5180 ...make a wish and blow! Happy Birthday (Novelty: Tan balloon)
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5169
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5152
5152 Whoop-Dee Fucking Do! Happy Birthday
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5130
5130 Amen! Happy Birthday
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5109
5109 Happy Birthday Two Jew!
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5088
5088 We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday
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5053
5053 All my love, Vincent (Novelty: Rubber Ear)
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5051
5051 It's in the bag. Happy Birthday
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5047
5047 ...to the queen of the fucking universe!
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5046
5046 So here's your fucking birthday card.
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