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| 5510 Because tomorrow we go back to treating you like shit. Happy Birthday |
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| 5490 • Never pass a bathroom. • Don't waste a hard on. • Never trust a fart... |
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| 5481 Happy birthday to a fine specimen! |
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| 5436 Old people are so cute when they're fucked up! |
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| 5433 Bastards. |
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| 5180 ...make a wish and blow! Happy Birthday (Novelty: Tan balloon) |
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| 5173 At your age you're never too old to learn new things. Happy Birthday |
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