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6133 Happy Birthday from your favorite pecker.
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6132 Same sex over and over and over... It's only a birthday, don't be so fussy!
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6131 Men will actually search for a golf ball. Hope your birthday hits the spot!
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6130 Pray for a blackout. Happy Birthday
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5995
5995 ...and everybody's had a piece. Happy Birthday
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5994
5994 ...and more like a pigeon with a feather duster up it's ass. Happy Birthday
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5993 A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Hope your birthday is all it's...
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5991
5991 Whoa, Big Boy, why don't you give it your best shot?
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5990
5990 ...and your one stiff limb becomes supple. Happy Birthday
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