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6198 Because first they get blown, and then they get their bottoms licked. Happy Birthday
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6186 Drink up, it's your birthday!
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6180 Same shit, different year. Happy Birthday, Buttwipe!
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6165 Fuck me now!
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5764 Another year behind you.
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5490 • Never pass a bathroom. • Don't waste a hard on. • Never trust a fart...
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5180 ...make a wish and blow! Happy Birthday (Novelty: Tan balloon)
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5088 We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday
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